- La Fatty:
- Ugh, I'm sooo hungry! Where should we go for lunch?
- Skinny Mini Bitch:
- Ummm, how about that new greek place? I hear they have awesome low cal salads...
- La Fatty:
- Oh! Your on a diet? That is insane. Bitch, you're crazy - you skinny as hell!
- Skinny Mini Bitch:
- Wellll....(awkward pause). I meant like we could BOTH have healthy food. (looks away).
- La Fatty:
- Okkayyyy? What are you trying to say?
- Skinny Mini Bitch:
- You should eat a salad. Seriously Fatty, you're always complaining. I'm just trying to help.
- La Fatty:
- Skinny Bitches cannot comment on my weight fluctuations, because you people just DO NOT GET IT! ugh!
- La Fatty storms off & runs into a Dairy Queen.
- Skinny Mini Bitch sighs, and walks into a McDonald's to order a small side salad.
- - Some Hours Later
- Skinny Mini Bitch calls La Fatty that night:
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- Skinny Mini Bitch:
- Fatty, my bad. That was a dumb fight. Over it?
- La Fatty:
- Ofcourse.
- Skinny Mini Bitch:
- You really should consider what I said, though.
- La Fatty:
- I am.
- Skinny Mini Bitch does not know but La Fatty is going to attempt suicide tonight.
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