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Glistening Gourds of Gordura.

Hello Fatty! I just finished reading “The Makeunder” and it has filled my mind with repugnance for the lard that is glazed donuts and empty calorie-filled pizza. The sounds of thighs rubbing and the song of wheezing after walking a mere block are permanently imprinted into my mind. This book has shown me just how sad and desperate you are to lose weight. However, it has also shown me the downside of doing it for purely vain reasons. So, Fatty, don’t do it to be pretty….do it so that your rolls no longer make pools of sweat, so that you may wear a backless shirt without people turning away with disgust, and finally, do it so that you can wear a two-piece next summer without people yelling “someone throw Shamu BACK in the ocean”! Like I said…Do it for peace of mind :) Love, Maggie

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