November 2011
17 posts
“All great and precious things are lonely.”
–
John Steinbeck
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TESTING 123
Sweet - I can tumble from my phone. ^_^
I 'cock block' my best friend all the time, she...
- she may be the “stupid one” just like my friend who neverrrrr learns. :(
New Spot like Dalmations
Goooodddd Morning!
I just spent my first weekend at my apartment with my honey. It was perfect, he was perfect, my parents were perfect, the paint is perfect, and my neighbors are assholes. Oh well - it can’t ALL be good. -_- I can’t wait to come home after work today & make dinner for my honey! I think I’ll do a little more cleaning & then I will make us something to...
MIA - and I don't mean Miami, Florida.
I have been missing gone - I know.
After last summer passed, I just went through so much SHIT. I couldn’t even talk to my friends! It was as if I was all alone & eveyone was just moving on in their lives without me.
- I hadn’t found a job and I was literally, living off of my father. Mind you, I’m an adult (24 years old, to be exact) and should not being living with my...
A conversation between a fatty and a skinny.
La Fatty: Ugh, I'm sooo hungry! Where should we go for lunch?
Skinny Mini Bitch: Ummm, how about that new greek place? I hear they have awesome low cal salads...
La Fatty: Oh! Your on a diet? That is insane. Bitch, you're crazy - you skinny as hell!
Skinny Mini Bitch: Wellll....(awkward pause). I meant like we could BOTH have healthy food. (looks away).
La Fatty: Okkayyyy? What are you trying to say?
Skinny Mini Bitch: You should eat a salad. Seriously Fatty, you're always complaining. I'm just trying to help.
La Fatty: Skinny Bitches cannot comment on my weight fluctuations, because you people just DO NOT GET IT! ugh!
La Fatty storms off & runs into a Dairy Queen.
Skinny Mini Bitch sighs, and walks into a McDonald's to order a small side salad.
- Some Hours Later
Skinny Mini Bitch calls La Fatty that night:
Skinny Mini Bitch: Fatty, my bad. That was a dumb fight. Over it?
La Fatty: Ofcourse.
Skinny Mini Bitch: You really should consider what I said, though.
La Fatty: I am.
Skinny Mini Bitch does not know but La Fatty is going to attempt suicide tonight.
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Fleetwood Mac - Landslide
(My BF calls this my...
“If we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.”
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Chinese Proverb